Do you hate little specs of dirt? Do you worry that you might get caught with dirty toes at the worst possible time? Are you afraid to try on sandals or other shoes in a store if you have to take off your socks? Well then I am your girl.
I take pride in having the cleanest toes in town. That's right if you sit still long enough I will even come over and clean your toes for you. You don't even have to ask or act like you like it. Keep in mind my toes do come first and it can take minutes and minutes to get mine perfect but I am more than willing to take a look at yours also. My charge is a nice Hershey's kiss or a piece of Dove chocolate. I can also work in exchange for a good finger/toe nail polish. I am free most evenings and weekends.
I take my time and my mom and dad will confirm I do this every night so I am as close to a professional as you should be able to get at 2. And yes every job does include the use of 2 high quality Kleenex. Your toes deserve the best!



2 comments:
I HAVE TO SAY I HAVE THE CUTEST NEPHEW AND NIECE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN ANYWHERE. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE SEEN IT ON THE INTERNET. AND IF ITS ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE....RIGHT!!!! LOVE THE BLOG LOVE THE BLOG LOVE THE BLOG!!!
That is hilarious!!!
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